The Gravity of Drama and the Physics of Conflict

A satirical investigation into the physics of everyday absurdity, where drama obeys Newton’s Third Law and gossip is measured in Whisper-Joules. This opening volume in the Quantum-Social Universe unmasks the hidden forces behind our most ridiculous behaviours.

From prehistoric gossip fires to quantum-entangled arguments, Dr. Reginald P. Drollery demonstrates—with spurious academic rigour and absolute comic precision—that human folly is as measurable as gravity itself.

Prepare to encounter ego entanglement, conversational black holes, and the thermodynamics of scandal in a field manual for navigating modern nonsense with equations nobody asked for but everyone secretly understands.